I should have gone to work for the highway department. Total job security at least around these parts. Not that delivering tens of thousands of Amazon and QVC boxes everyday isn't job security enough. Come to think of it, I guess not having to dodge cars and trucks that are all in a hurry to get somewhere driving and texting and talking on their phones, reading novels, eating bowls of cereal, putting on makeup, using laptops , reaching for something dropped on the floor and a hundred more things I've seen people that are supposed to be driving do isn't so bad after all. Oh, wait. I do dodge those folks every day! (like we all do) It's just in the relative safety of the big Brown Truck vs. standing on the shoulder with a shovel in my hand.
Keep those catalogs near by . . . there must be something you need to order.
Keep those catalogs near by . . . there must be something you need to order.